You gotta go for what you know. Klawchat.

If there's a new way, I'll be the first in line. Klawchat.

Too late to beg you or cancel it, though I know it must be Klawchat time.

The bridge you burn is gonna take its toll. It's Klawchat.

Time to eat all your words, swallow your pride ... and open Klawchat.

Started with a pow, and I'm gonna end it with a bang. Klawchat.

Senores y senoras, nosotros tenemos mas influencia con sus hijos que tu tiene. Peros los queremos. Creado y regalo de Nueva York ... Klawchat.

Snarky action at a distance ... it's Klawchat.

Re-education for the infants. It's Klawchat.

ask me questions about things and nobody gets hurt

Klawchat returns! Please excuse any technical problems as it's the first time we're using this software for a formal chat.

Testing out moderation ability.

Testing out another chat solution.